So Osama bin Laden died today and I'm guessing the cause of death was waiting! The rumors are he was on a Miami golf course yesterday before flying back to Pakistan on his G4 when he passed away. Sources say his last words were I'm tired of waiting. If the US government were really trying to find me they would just track the spending on my Black Card. I spent a over million every night in the strip clubs. Well That what I heard!
I'm shocked it took that long. I truly believe that we knew where he was all the damn time...
ReplyDeleteIts funny how a courier was the reason he was found... Cant trust no one.
ReplyDeleteBaggz the government knew where he was. He forgot to mail in his installment 2 months straight. And my Prissy that's the lames shit ever a courier in that country. Seriously!
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